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The Titanic was sinking, and there weren’t enough lifeboats. So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children. To the British he said. “You must act like gentlemen.” They jumped. To the Americans he said, “You can be heroes.” They complied. To the [...]
What is Marketing? You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s [...]
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??” The other replied, “Yes, I am. [...]
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