Jokes & humour Archive

Amazing Theorem

I got this from a forwarded email.
Who said learning Math is boring!?!? LOL XD
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work [...]

The Man Rules

Finally, someone said it ….
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down (not me!)
Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear ‘ the rules’
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. [...]

Dear God..

A little boy wanted $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to forward it to the President of the United States as a joke. The President was [...]

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Astronomically speaking, it [...]

Lawak Hari Ini…..

~Sorry that today’s post is in Bahasa Malaysia and I’m super lazy to translate this.. hihihi..~
Ambulan
Sebuah kereta memecut dgn laju krn pemandu lewat ke tpt kerja .Kebetulan sebuah ambulan berada dlm kecemasan , semua kenderaan memberi laluan dan pemandu kereta tersebut mengambil kesempatan . Tiba2 dtg keta peronda polis mengarahkan [...]