Amazing Theorem
I got this from a forwarded email.
Who said learning Math is boring!?!? LOL XD
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that doesn’t know to enjoy = Donkey that works
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men – earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together
Hahahahaha…. That’s all folks!
October 14th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
hahahahahaha!!!! shit XD
October 15th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Apalah ini *smacks head*
October 16th, 2008 at 1:02 am
I think i am still failing my maths!! lolz….
October 16th, 2008 at 9:44 am
very profound ………
October 16th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
realgunners: i know.. hahahhahhaa
yingyang: it’s a joke what…. =__=
cazzycazz: and cannot apply this into my calculus paper too.. XD
johnny ong: