Amazing Theorem

I got this from a forwarded email.
Who said learning Math is boring!?!? LOL XD

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Human that doesn’t know to enjoy = Donkey that works

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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,

Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don’t spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

Hahahahaha…. That’s all folks!

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5 Responses to “Amazing Theorem”  

  1. 1 RealGunners

    hahahahahaha!!!! shit XD

  2. 2 YingYang

    Apalah ini *smacks head*

  3. 3 cazzycazz

    I think i am still failing my maths!! lolz….

  4. 4 johnny ong

    very profound ………

  5. 5 DiEsE

    realgunners: i know.. hahahhahhaa
    yingyang: it’s a joke what…. =__=
    cazzycazz: and cannot apply this into my calculus paper too.. XD
    johnny ong: :D

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