One of the problem that I’m facing nowadays, staying in my apartment is the occasional unauthorized parking by some low-life, small brain with nil intelligence and zero civic minded human beings.

I was late from work one night and when I got back, I found another low-life human being parked his/her not-so-cool car in my parking lot. Crap!!!! I was late for dinner and I have to tolerate this!! Fine… I parked my bike behind the low-life’s car (which is still inside my parking lot) and left for dinner. Throughout the dinner, I was busy plotting my sweet revenge to the low-life’s car. Something with big impact and zero permanent damage to the low-life’s car/ego (see??? how kind-hearted and considerate I am??) So, I finally settled with the ’sticking post-it notes all over the car with “nice” phrases & words’ idea, since I had some post-it pads leftover from my previous workplace. When I got back from dinner, the low life’s car disappeared; somehow he/she managed to move my bike. Ceh… Must be you lucky day eh, low-life?? There won’t be a second chance for you.

~The parking lot thief, stealing my parking lot~

~Crap laaaa….. Take off that sticker! So shameful, the thief have ZERO ‘budi bahasa’ (courtesy)!~

~U do taekwon-do eh… So what?? I’m a cat-won-do expert and I wonder whether are all the Putera UMNO member behave like this?~