Idiotic Penang Driver

Do you guys believe in Karma? I do. I truly believe that if you do something good, you will get something good in return and vice versa. Life might be unfair but once in a while you might be surprised when they do.

It was raining just now and I was riding on my way back home from work. While changing lanes PROPERLY near the Gleneagles Hospital , I heard a honk. I ignored it as I didn’t do anything wrong. Then through the side mirror I can see a bluish Proton Savvy (or some Proton car that looks like Savvy) tailgating me, following me so closely. Aha! So this is the idiot that honked earlier.. It must’ve got pissed off when I changed lane just now. I have no idea why this idiotic driver would tailgate a biker like me.. Come on, I only ride a 110cc bike.. I’m not worth your time and effort. Anyway, I’ve changed lanes again (PROPERLY) after The Northam Hotel and guess what?? That idiotic driver actually zooms off, passing me, switching lanes like a motorcycle, driving fast and recklessly. Geez… That idiot is truly a hazardous driver. I was totally pissed off. I tried to catch up with it so I could give the idiotic driver ‘the finger’ until after the old Army camp, the traffic started to slow down. Hhhhmmmm…. the normal Monday traffic jam. Slowly and carefully I weave myself through the traffic jam when I spotted the idiotic driver, revving his engine, helplessly stuck in the traffic jam. MMMWWAAAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Serves you right, you bastard!!

I just can’t help myself.. Laughing and giggling all the way to the ferry.

This paragraph is dedicated to the idiotic PGX XXX driver. “While you are still stuck in the traffic jam near Convent School Lebuh Light, revving your not-so-powerful engine, cursing at the traffic jam in your not-so-cool-car and trying to cut queue, I was safely inside the ferry, away from the hustle & bustle of the traffic jam and enjoying the cool sea breeze…. MMMUUAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAHAHAH!”

“If I’m your parents, I’m so ashamed to have a kid as reckless as you. You are no longer my son and I’m stripping you off from any of my inheritance.

If I’m your girlfriend, I’m dumping you because I don’t want to ‘mati katak’ (die wastefully) while you are driving me around.

If I’m you wife, I’m divorcing you because I don’t want a ‘road killer’ husband or live the rest of my life as a young widow. By the way, I want my car back.”

It sucks to be you dude!