Archive for December 26th, 2007

Types of woman

0 Comments Published by DiEsE December 26th, 2007 in DiEsE, Jokes & humour

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: [...]