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Ok people! Try to answer these stupid questions. Good luck!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?

If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

Simply Funny!